April, 2012

“Your work has caught my eye”

April 30, 2012 Rhonda Schrock Rhonda's Posts

It will come as no surprise.  Not for you, it won’t.  That’s because you, my savvy readers and faithful followers, know my secret already, and that is this:  When the Good Lord created me, He wove a solid strand of humor through my DNA, threw in a heap of creativity, and topped it off with […]

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"Your work has caught my eye"

April 30, 2012 Rhonda Schrock Rhonda's Posts

It will come as no surprise.  Not for you, it won’t.  That’s because you, my savvy readers and faithful followers, know my secret already, and that is this:  When the Good Lord created me, He wove a solid strand of humor through my DNA, threw in a heap of creativity, and topped it off with […]

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Dear Johnny Cash

April 27, 2012 Rhonda Schrock Rhonda's Posts

Dear Mr. Cash, I’m writing this letter today for two reasons.  First, I really want to thank you, and second, I owe you an apology. First off, let me just say, Mr. Cash, that the Schrocks are big fans.  After we watched that movie about you, which I think you would’ve liked, my own Mr. […]

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Dear Johnny Cash

April 27, 2012 Rhonda Schrock Rhonda's Posts

Dear Mr. Cash, I’m writing this letter today for two reasons.  First, I really want to thank you, and second, I owe you an apology. First off, let me just say, Mr. Cash, that the Schrocks are big fans.  After we watched that movie about you, which I think you would’ve liked, my own Mr. […]

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Mother, mortified, renames Blue Mommy Van, calls it BQV

April 24, 2012 Rhonda Schrock Rhonda's Posts

Note:  This “Grounds for Insanity” column was published in the 04/23/12 edition of The Goshen News.  “Blessed quietness, holy quietness…”  That’s my theme song now. Huh?  What was that you said?  Speak up, please, because I can’t hear you over the roaring in my ears. For nearly three years, I’d been riding in luxury, gliding […]

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Mother, mortified, renames Blue Mommy Van, calls it BQV

April 24, 2012 Rhonda Schrock Rhonda's Posts

Note:  This “Grounds for Insanity” column was published in the 04/23/12 edition of The Goshen News.  “Blessed quietness, holy quietness…”  That’s my theme song now. Huh?  What was that you said?  Speak up, please, because I can’t hear you over the roaring in my ears. For nearly three years, I’d been riding in luxury, gliding […]

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When the mountain won’t move (let it sculpt you)

April 23, 2012 Rhonda Schrock clayfiremoldingpottersculptorstrength

We were meeting, finally, over coffee.  How many times had we met there in that place, my beloved coffee shop on the corner of Main Street, but on the fly; on the run?  This time, we were sitting down, mugs in hand, to talk over all that concerned us. In the brief encounters we’d had […]

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When the mountain won’t move (let it sculpt you)

April 23, 2012 Rhonda Schrock clayfiremoldingpottersculptorstrength

We were meeting, finally, over coffee.  How many times had we met there in that place, my beloved coffee shop on the corner of Main Street, but on the fly; on the run?  This time, we were sitting down, mugs in hand, to talk over all that concerned us. In the brief encounters we’d had […]

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In the blink of an eye, it happens again

April 20, 2012 Rhonda Schrock Rhonda's Posts

Note:  This “Grounds for Insanity” column was published in the 05/28/12 edition of The Goshen News.  Whatever you do, don’t blink! How does it happen?  One minute, you’re holding a newborn, face wrinkled, legs drawn up, and the next minute you’re sitting in an auditorium as “Pomp and Circumstance” plays, eyes searching a line of […]

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“Two Scoops of Grace with Chuckles on Top”

April 19, 2012 Rhonda Schrock Jeanette Levellie

It was a couple of years ago when I began contributing to a humor blog that I met her.  She, a spunky, red-headed, “sometimes reluctant” preacher’s wife, and I, a brunette-with-red-highlights and mother of four boys, well, we hit it off.  Writers both and sanguines, too, we found in one another a kindred spirit, and […]

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